In which a mysterious man refuses to answer basic questions and still somehow makes the woman feel like the problem.

To be fair, most guys look very good in a fisherman’s sweater.

“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a king, asking him for the head of John the Baptist.”

“Look, we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”

“It’s like the Ralph Wiggum of mad scenes.”

“It’s about time. It’s about nostalgia. It’s about very fancy lesbians.”

“For me, it’s about being mean to men onstage — and humiliating them.”